All of the articles have been remediated from the following nursery ryhmes which are in the public domain. These texts were sourced from Project Gutenberg:
Source PDFs are available from the following links:
Headline News:
- Global Warming Ends House-Calls: Doctor Foster
- Children Gather For Midnight Feast: Come Out To Play
- Sued for Breach of Promise: Little Jenny Wren
- Royal Comman Performance: Old King Cole
- Sparkling Skies Once More: Old Woman, Old Woman
- Misunderstanding Leads to Bloodied Frenzy: Three Blind Mice
- Tragic Conclusion to Truancy Spree: Three Children On The Ice
- Hunt for Feline Fagin: Three Little Kittens
Classifieds:
- Hot Grey Pease: A Seasonable Song
- Pat-A-Cake Bakery: Pat-A-Cake
- Button Sale: Buttons
- Bee Control: Bees
- Furniture Repairs: Old Chairs to Mend
- Barber: Barber
- Feline Counter: Going to St Ives
- Tourist Guide: The Man In The Moon
Births, Deaths and Marriages:
- Baby Willow: Hush-a-Bye
- Baby Bunting: Bye Baby Bunting
- Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy
- Mr H Dumpty: Humpty Dumpty
- Jerry Old: The Three Sons
- James Old: The Three Sons
- Burnie Bee: Burnie Bee
- Miss Curly Locks and Mr S Cream: Curly Locks
Community Notices:
- Citizen of the Year: Little Bo Peep
- Scholarship Award: Jack
- Mystery Man Saves Pig: The Flying Pig
- Community Warned Against Fishing: One, Two, Three
- Dame Dob Awarded Medal: Jack and Jill
Police Report:
- Mr B Blue: Little Boy Blue
- Mrs Old: Oh, Dear!
- Kitty Fisher: Lucy Locket
- Property Owners: The Hunter of Reigate
- Police are hunting: Georgy Porgy
- Mr Robin a'Bobbin: Robin a'Bobbin
- Mr Thomas Tittlemouse: Thomas Tittlemouse
- Police remind all residents: The Man of Bombay
- Tom Piper: Tom, Tom the Piper's Son
Sports:
- Footman's Shame Overshadows Y Master's Win: Here Goes My Lord
- Babylonian Marathon: To Babylon
Local Weather:
- Fine today, Rain tomorrow: Rain
Photographs:
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